They say "Nice guys finish last." I say that nice guys know what they want. I realized that I have written about a great many aspects of my life. I have written about my socio-political views, my religious views here and there, my college years, my current work, etc. There's been a good amount of song dedicated to these important aspects of human life. One topic I haven't really written about is one that I find of the most foundational in the consideration of Man. So I said to myself, "Self, why have you not written about romantic relationships???" In order to rectify this obvious injustice to you, my dear readers, I laid out the groundwork for this post that you are about to read. By "laid out the groundwork" I mean "ate a frozen pizza and watched a documentary on honey badgers." I was walking out to my car the other day, and I realized that I could (either honestly or hopefully) consider myself an "eligible bachelor". This...
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